Geek Jokes
Rastageeks' jokes
Rastageeks like funny jokes ! Here is a list of (stupid) jokes contributed by some of them
I Shall not release, by Toots
This is a parody of the reggae hit called I shall not remove that emphasize the geek habit to live in a developement environement with some reluctancy to release and maintain stable version of their projects.. See ffmpeg/mplayer for instance..
You can listen to the original song, performed by Cynthia Richard, and sing these lyrics:
I shall not, I shall not release (bis) Just check the code, for the latest changes, I shall not release I don't care what they use or do I know that I shall not release Just check the revision, over the subversion, I shall not release I shall not release, Don't care what is fixed I shall not release, Or reach version 1 I shall not, I shall not release (bis) Just join the chan on our IRC server, I shall not release I shall not release, don't care what I broke I shall not release, backporting is no fun I shall not, I shall not release (bis) Just check the changes on the svn log I shall not release I shall not release (bis repetita)
I shall not, I shall not remove (bis) Just like the tree, planted by the waters, I shall not remove I don't care what they say or do I know that I shall not remove Just like the tree, planted by the waters, I shall not remove I shall not remove, don't care what they say I shall not remove, Don't care what they do I shall not, I shall not remove (bis) Just like the tree, planted by the waters, I shall not remove I shall not remove, Don't care what they do, I shall not remove, Don't care what they say, I shall not, I shall not remove (bis) Just like the tree, planted by the waters, I shall not remove I shall not remove... (bis repetita)